I was at wal-mart with Eden and my sister Jodi getting grocery’s for camping this weekend when Eden announced that her butt cheek itched, she then puts her hand down her pants and scratched it. gross, but it gets better, then she reaches up and scratches her nose. I looked at her and told her how gross that is and she says
” It’s OK mom it was a different finger” Me and Jodi were laughing so hard. I don’ know what I am going to do with her 
That’s one that you should submit to one of the parenting magazines! What a crack up! Wonder where she gets it…